BALD SEATTHE HOSTILE HAIRLINE TAKEOVERTAKE A SEAT
BOARDROOM 001SEAT / COINHAIRLINE: LIQUIDATED

BIG FOREHEAD. BIGGER PLANS.

FROM NO HAIR.
TO THE BOARD CHAIR.

Our bald chairman sits at the head of a long boardroom table, surrounded by empty chairs and a cobalt blue skyline.
MEETING IN PROGRESSATTENDEES: THE INTERNET
THE CHAIRMANHairless. Fearless. Unappointed.THE MASTER PLANOpen the meeting agendaTHIS SEAT COULD BE YOURSPull up a chair

A memecoin with one bald ambition: grow big enough to acquire Coinbase stock and make a play for a board seat.

MEETING CALLED TO ORDER
ZERO HAIR ✳ FULL CONVICTION ✳ ALL CHAIR ✳
01 / THE MEETING AGENDASTRICTLY BALD BUSINESS

Most memes want the moon.
We want the room.

Three items on the table.
Absolutely no small talk about the haircut.

BALD SEAT / INTERNAL MEMORANDUMREF. BS–0001
ITEM 01 / THE OPENING MOVE

First, we take the timeline.

Every hostile takeover starts somewhere. Ours starts with a shiny head, a very serious suit, and a deeply unserious amount of conviction.

FOR DISCUSSION

Launch SEAT/COIN through Stonks Exchange. Give the internet a chairman it can get behind.

01 / 03

The master plan is a meme-led ambition. SEAT does not confer equity, voting rights, or a board appointment.

The Bald Seat chairman: angular ink portrait, black sunglasses, steepled hands and an immaculate bald head.EXHIBIT A. / THE FOREHEAD
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02 / MEET THE MANAGEMENT*

Nothing on top.
Everything
on the table.

He lost his hair. Then he found his calling.
Not a trader. A future agenda item.

POSITION
Chairman of the meme
HAIRLINE
Liquidated ↘
FIVE-YEAR PLAN
Get invited upstairs ↗
QUALIFICATIONS
Owns a suit. Has a chair.

*Fictional chairman. Very real forehead energy.

BORROW HIS FACE
03 / INVESTOR RELATIONS, SORT OFPLEASE REMAIN SEATED
YOUR INVITATION IS ON THE TABLE.

PULL UP
A CHAIR.

No corner office required.
Just a little bald ambition.

OPEN STONKS EXCHANGE Launching through thestonks.exchange
OFFICIAL TOKEN DOSSIER
BALD SEATSEAT / COIN
BS
CONTRACT ADDRESS / CA
AWAITING LAUNCH

The verified address will be posted here.

DEXSCREENERThe chart joins the meeting after launch.PENDING
STONKS EXCHANGEThe launch venue
HAIR: 0AMBITION: UNLIMITED
THAT CONCLUDES THE MEETING.

THE HAIR IS GONE.
THE VISION ISN’T.

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